I have a dream.
I dream of making our bread entirely from scratch, every week.
Last January, we purchased this item, in order to be able to use our stored wheat and in order to pursue that dream. (It's a Nutrimill wheat grinder--with the bottom pulled out--in case you're wondering.)

The grinder sat in the box until last week, waiting.
But last week, I finally made time to figure it out and use it for the first time.
Now, I was realistic. I knew that I wouldn't immediately change my ways and start making six loaves of bread a week. I didn't want to open one of my cans of stored wheat--not yet.
So I called my mom and asked her if she had an already-opened can from which I could steal a few cups of wheat.
"Sure," she said. "Come get it!"
Here is the can--a blurry picture; sorry.

Look closely (again--blurry--sorry). The label says, "OPENED: 3/12/75." The can was opened before I was even born.

I laughed. And then I called a friend, an expert in this sort of thing, who helped me determine that the wheat was still usable.
For the first time, I used the grinder. It worked fabulously.
But then I got nervous about the wheat, and I decided that I'd go ahead and make bread this time with store-bought flour.
With that, I tossed the newly-ground flour in the trash--about ten cups worth.
After making bread dough with bagged flour, I put it to rise and went upstairs for about ten minutes. I encouraged the twins to follow me.

They didn't follow me, and after a bit of ominous Twin Silence, I got nervous.
I went downstairs to find this:

That's flour. Wheat flour, ground from my mom's 1975 kernels, that I had tossed in the trash can. With magnetic letters scattered throughout.
The flour was everywhere--across the entire kitchen floor (beyond the limits of the picture) and well-spread across the carpet.
I found Isaac standing by the trash can, a full-of-flour measuring cup in hand, looking innocently at me.
I found Madeline prancing and skating through said flour, spreading it far and wide across the floor, as Isaac carefully scooped the flour out of the trash can and dumped it out for his sister's enjoyment.
Madeline, while being Miss Twinkle Toes in the flour, also clutched a pencil in hand. Every few moments she would chasse over to the wall, scribble a few circles, and chasse back to Isaac, who would allot her more flour from the trash can. (The picture below was the wall on which she colored, but I took the picture after I had cleaned the wall.)
I couldn't do anything but laugh at the scene.
But while I cleaned up--which took a while--the twins decided to empty the contents of the pantry.

It was then that I decided that this--

--isn't worth it.
My dream will stay a dream, for another year or two. Or maybe ten.